Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Harry Potter Predictions

We're all anxiously awaiting _Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows_.
Those of us who cannot afford iPhones are putting even more of our
emotional stock in this attainable goal.

I should have posted this many years ago, when it first occurred to
me. But . . . I've been quite busy, and, somehow, this has taken a
back seat. All the same, I wanted to post it before the publication
of Book Seven so that I can be vindicated as being the first to
predict this in print (or electronic media, at any rate).

Actually, I'm posting an extract from an e-mail I sent to a former
colleague who has thought deeply about Harry Potter and _Harry
Potter_. If you happen upon this, former colleague, please forgive
the repetition. I'm sure you understand the necessity of saving time
in this manner!

The only theory I have (and am willing to make public) about the last
book in the series concerns Horcruxes. It's actually an etymological
theory, and it may not be directly addressed, but I feel certain in
my own mind that it must be so. Just as the horrible curse "avada
cadavra" has a Muggle-English equivalent that has suffered, over many
years, from metathesis and B-V substitution, in the comical stage
magician's "abracadabra," we will learn that the making of Horcruxes
involves an incantation containing another ME (not, note, Middle
English, but Muggle-English) equivalent: "Hocus-Pocus."

That's all! It may not seem like much, but it shows the detail and
depth of the world that Rowling has so generously created for us to
romp around in.

Thanks!

ds

Friday, June 08, 2007

Dear Sir: A Letter Poem

Dear Sir:

I sincerely apologize, for I fear I may have misled you.

When I said that you were one of our nation's shining wits, I was
committing a spoonerism.

Sincerely,

Django Sexton